Musings of a Chocoholic Romance Author: Send in the Clones...

Friday, February 23, 2007

Send in the Clones...

... Where is my clone? I've asked Santa for 2 years running now for a clone and a wife. Has Santa come through?

He** no!

I don't think I'm asking for too much. I need the wife to sew on Cub Scout patches, clean the house, do the laundry-- yanno, the general household stuff.

I need the clone so that I can 2 things at once. Like finish my Brides novella and do all the editing chores I need to do.

Ah, the glamorous life of a Romance Novelist.

I think I'll wear my cheapo Dollar Store tiara. Mebbe that tiara's all I need to get in touch with my Inner Glamorous Romance Novelist.

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