I've been a good girl this year. Well, except for those occasions when I was mean, grumpy, surly and snarkastic-- but I'm positive if you'd leave me a clone and a wife under the Christmas tree for Christmas, that those mean, grumpy, surly and snarkastic moments would be fewer and further between.
I've been asking for a CLONE and a WIFE now for three years, and Santa, I must tell you. It would make a big difference if I could just have one or the other, if asking for both is too much. If I can only have one, then I choose a wife. Someone to clean, cook, train laundry, help the kids with homework. That's all she'd have to do. Mebbe it would be better to call this wife a MAID.
Yes. A CLONE and MAID SERVICE for Christmas.
I promise it will cut my mean, grumpy, surly and snarkastic moments by at least half.
PS. Homemade fudge and cookies waiting for you at my house. And is that a new suit you're wearing this year? You look fabulous.