Musings of a Chocoholic Romance Author: Happy Thanksgiving!

Tuesday, November 20, 2012

Happy Thanksgiving!

Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.

~Erma Bombeck

On Thanksgiving Day, all over America, families sit down to dinner at the same moment - halftime. ~Author Unknown

Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants. ~Kevin James

The thing I'm most thankful for right now is elastic waistbands.

~Author Unknown

May your stuffing be tasty
May your turkey plump,
May your potatoes and gravy
Have nary a lump.
May your yams be delicious
And your pies take the prize,
And may your Thanksgiving dinner
Stay off your thighs!
~Author Unknown

Gratitude is the sign of noble souls.

~Aesop

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For your born writer, nothing is so healing as the realization that he has come upon the right word. ~Catherine Drinker Bowen

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