Tuesday, November 20, 2012

Happy Thanksgiving!

Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.
~Erma Bombeck
On Thanksgiving Day, all over America, families sit down to dinner at the same moment - halftime. ~Author Unknown

Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants. ~Kevin James
The thing I'm most thankful for right now is elastic waistbands. 
~Author Unknown
May your stuffing be tasty
May your turkey plump,
May your potatoes and gravy
Have nary a lump.
May your yams be delicious
And your pies take the prize,
And may your Thanksgiving dinner
Stay off your thighs!

~Author Unknown
Gratitude is the sign of noble souls. 

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